Christmas jokes!

Christmas jokes!

A coach-load of chess players, on their way to a tournament, get off the minibus and check into their hotel. While waiting in the reception, they talk about how much they love chess and how good they are at it, bragging about their top scores. Eventually the hotel manager hears all the noise and comes down to the lobby and says "Don't you just hate chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"

ha ha ha lol!!

Re: Christmas jokes!

That is truly awful! I've got two Christmas jokes...

Why does Father Christmas come down the chimney?

Because it soots him!

Man goes to his doctor:

'Doctor, we were putting up the Christmas decorations and now my throat's all swollen up.'

'Sounds to me as if you've got a case of tinselitis! 

Boom, boom!

You had me at 'hello!'

Re: Christmas jokes!

*lol* I love jokes which mess about with words, they're my favourite kind. I don't know any xmas jokes though, sorry, but keep the jokes coming

Don't sweat the small stuff. It will make you stinky.

Re: Christmas jokes!

 A woman is eating a piece of cake and someone says to her: Ooh that looks nice, is it your Christmas cake? the woman says: No, it's Stollen  - ha ha ha!!