19 dachshunds who'll never forgive their owners for this festive ridicule

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Sausage dogs dressed for Christmas
It's not easy being a dachshund at Christmas.

As if it wasn't bad enough that your belly is permanently mere millimetres from the floor, your Christmas-crazed owners have to come along and draw attention to your small sausageness by dressing you up in some ridiculous and downright humiliating festive get-up.

And then they go and post the evidence on the internet! Damn those humans.

Here are 19 times dachshund owners have taken their Christmas addiction several steps too far...

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'Look, if you've put him in that ridiculous hat then I'm pretty sure you'll have put something equally as ridiculous on my head too?'
'It's a pair of antlers. Isn't it.'

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'No, I'm not asleep, I am deliberately not talking to you on account of THIS jumper.'

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'What do you mean "Look at his cute little face"? This is quite obviously my "Take this off me right now before I get really mad" face?'

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'Do not be fooled by the dreamy setting and my cute face. Inside I am positively seething with anger at this headgear.'

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'Why do I have to suffer the perils of a scarf when this guy gets away with just a hat? As if this whole situation wasn't unfair enough... '

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'I have zero interest in your cute photo opportunity, remove this festive rubbish or the tree gets it.'

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'What is it with you humans and wrapping us up in Christmas lights? I'm pretty sure this breaks several fire safety regulations... '

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'Sorry, what's that? You want to wrap me in Christmas lights AND shove me in a ridiculous hat? Brilliant. Just. Brilliant.'

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'I might be small and ridiculously adorable, but inside I'm brimming with rage at this crime against my personal style.'

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'Sticking me on a festive blanket and under the tree does not make up for the horror you're putting me through.'

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'Lads, keep your eyes firmly closed if you know what's good for you, otherwise they'll be back with Christmas jumpers too'

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'I am not, nor have I ever been, "Santa's Helper", and if you don't tell him I will.'

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'So let's get this straight, you put us in these horrendous hats and then put us in a box so we can't do anything about it?'

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'Anyone know the RSPCA's number perchance?'

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'If I wake up to find they've put that ridiculous bow back on my head, there'll be hell to pay.'

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'You have approximately 5 seconds to take this off me before I wee on the sofa.'

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'Yes yes, very funny. Not as funny as when you realise I've licked every Christmas biscuit on that plate though...'

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'Please, take as many pictures as you like, I'm using this valuable time to plot my revenge against you.'

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'This jumper is SO not my colour and for that, I will never forgive you.'

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