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17 times your child thought you were an arsehole

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You wouldn't let them push Cheerios into the DVD player. You wouldn't let them take a bath with the cat. You wouldn't let them run around the supermarket with no pants on. You are such an #assholeparent (or an arsehole, in the British tongue).

In fact, without you here to ruin EVERYTHING, life would be far more fun. Their dreams of shaving the dog and polishing the walls with handfuls of peanut butter would become a reality. If you'd only give them the chance to do it you'd see how genius their ideas really are and how ridiculously unfair you're being.

It's perfectly clear how putting objects in younger siblings' nostrils would benefit everyone involved.

We've come across this brilliant Instagram account which highlights all those times that parents were to blame for making their kids' lives a misery; all the times they limited their kids' (perfectly reasonable) artistic ambitions and refused to let them dress as superheroes for school.

How does it work? Parents upload pictures of their kids' tantrums using the hashtag #assholeparent to showcase just how unfair and utterly horrible their kids think they are. It makes for truly hilarious reading, take a look!

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She brought me a book and I tried to read it to her so I'm an #assholeparent Via @rebeccabobecca

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He wanted to play with the water hose, so I let him, and now he's soaking wet. I'm an #assholeparent Via @mikethursby

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I'm an #assholeparent because I won't let him ride the dog like a horse. Via @eejaques

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We'd love to hear about times your child has made you feel like an #assholeparent. Let us know by leaving a comment below!

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