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21 things that all mums think every single day

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We admire any husband brave enough to ask his wife what she is thinking.

At any one time we are normally musing on a hundred different things, ranging from the predictable to the down right bizarre.

One Reddit user did exactly that, asking his wife to draw a diagram of 'what is on her mind' at any one time. After handing him her response, he didn't know quite what to make of the results.

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While we feel that she did the female brain justice in many ways; 'Where is that one thing I can't find from two years ago?' and 'My boobs won't stay in my bra (they betray me)', there were definitely a few more thoughts she left off the list that our brain is treated to daily:

1. How many coffees is too many coffees?



Another one couldn't hurt could it?

2. HOW have I put on weight?



I had soup for lunch yesterday and everything. (Let's not mention the three rounds of toast.)

3. Wait. Is there still that half a Twix left in the fridge... ?



Better investigate.

4. I should really take out the rubbish. And tidy the whole house.



Best just watch Loose Women first.

5. When did I last shave my legs?



This must be a new personal record.

6. I definitely have put on weight.



Maybe it's water retention. Yeah probably. This will all just drop off.

7. That's it, I'm going to start a diet tomorrow. And the gym.



No, scrap that. I'll start on Monday.

8. How is it nearly time to pick the kids up from school?



But I had SO many things to achieve today.

9. I'm having a good hair day and no one is here to see it.



Life is so unfair. Would a selfie be a step too far?

10. How can I make salad taste great?



A side of chips would probably do the trick.

11. I wonder if the kids are happy.



I really hope they're happy. What could I do to make them happier?

12. I should probably try harder to help them with maths homework.



And make them listen to classical music.

13. How early is too early to open a bottle of wine?



Like, now, early.

14. Why is the house full of plastic carrier bags until I NEED one?



I will NOT pay the 5p charge when I was knee-deep in plastic bags yesterday.

15. I AM SO TIRED.



Maybe everyone feels this tired?

16. Could I get away with leaving my children in the supermarket?



Just behind the fridges?

17. I definitely need a holiday.



It wouldn't be SO bad to leave the kids behind would it?

18. In fact I deserve to be given a holiday.



Husband. Anyone? Who wants to pay for me to lie on the beach?

19. Ergh if I don't take the kids to Disneyworld this year I am the worst mum ever?



I wonder how many Nectar Points one trip would be?

20. What did I do with all my spare time/money before I had children?



Seriously.

21. Was there even a life before my family?



If there was, I don't remember it.

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