As a dad of only girls there's plenty of material to go around, with his eldest being just five years old.
And it looks like people love the adventures of a dad living in a house with four little girls. His Twitter feed has 324,000 followers with his tweets being retweeted and favourited hundreds of times each.
From the awkward things children come out with to the full on funny expressions five year olds can have, James documents it all through social media.
James started tweeting in 2012 as a way to drive traffic to his blog, but gave that up when he realised people were more interested in the quick jokes on his Twitter page than clicking through to a website.
In an interview with Metro James was asked if he's thought about what happens when his girls are on social media. He replied by saying: 'If my kids read all these tweets years from now, it's going to give them a very warped view of what their childhoods were actually like. I'm the reason they'll end up in therapy for the rest of their lives. But in in the short term, it's working out well for me, and that's really all that matters.'
In the same interview James was asked whether he wished he had a boy, to which he replied: 'I don't wish I'd had a boy. I got my girls to like Star Wars and Xbox, so I don't know that raising a boy would be that much different. I'm equally capable of ruining a child from either gender.'
Ah, fatherly love.
Here are some of the best Tweets from James' account…
3-year-old: Our house isn't very fast.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 16, 2016
Me: It's a house. It doesn't move at all.
3: We should get a faster one.
[kids screaming]— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 12, 2016
Me: What's going on?
3-year-old: She's drawing with my favorite color!
Me: What's your favorite color?
3: All of them.
Me: We've taken 1,000 pics. We're never going to get all 4 kids smiling at once.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 27, 2016
Wife: Fine. Just pick the best one pic.twitter.com/E7jDR5uGIm
Me: You put your coat on upside down.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 26, 2016
3-year-old: No, I didn't.
Me: Your hood is on the bottom.
3: My butt gets cold.
5-year-old: You don't have many friends to play with.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 21, 2016
Me: I guess not.
5: I told my teacher you always play with yourself.
Yes, I pulled off the pudding heist.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) February 6, 2016
I would have gotten away with it, too, if I didn't get stuck in the damn chair pic.twitter.com/OhGCMA3dSM
Me: *sits down with my kids* Do you know why I like hanging out with you?— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2016
5-year-old: You don't have any friends your own age.
5-year-old daughter: It's hard being a girl.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 7, 2016
5-year-old: It's not easy always being right.
We certainly admire James, living with four funny, strong-willed girls. What's the funniest thing your child has said to you in the past? Let us know in the comments below!