Kids say the funniest things, don't they? But sometimes they're just down right embarrassing! We've gathered some of your best stories
My daughter once shouted to me in a shop, ‘Oh, Mum, is “f**k” swearing?’
Julie, via facebook
My 4-year-old daughter announced to the whole shop that milk comes from a cow’s boobies – I was mortified! I was laughing and blushing so much! It’s because I’ve just had a baby and she asked what her baby brother was doing so I said drinking his milk – so she put 2 and 2 together and came up with 5. I had to explain that they’re not called boobies on a cow they are called udders.
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I once asked my 3-year-old why his nursery teacher wasn’t in nursery that day and he told me she’d gone to jail for shouting at him. It turned out she was off sick with a sore throat!
There was a stuffed animal’s head on the wall at an old manor house we were visiting. My son asked, ‘What animal is that?’ I replied, ‘A moose,’ to which my son asked, ‘Is it a chocolate mousse?’ I don’t think he understood.
Debra, via facebook
My 4-year-old was asking this morning why her great aunt and uncle live in Australia. I explained they used to live in England but moved house. She looked at me puzzled and said, ‘So they pushed their house all the way to the other side of the world?’
Victoria, via Facebook
My 8-year-old son was hugged by a girl in school. His friend then told him they’d just had sex, so when he came home from school he asked his 16-year-old brother how often he and his girlfriend have sex… priceless.
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I took my 4-year-old daughter to the zoo and sat her on the front row for the falconry show – she turned around to the people behind and said ‘I don’t know why they’ve brought me here, they know I don’t like birds!’