Leaving the house
AK: Go out of the door, just before closing it, go back in and add something to your handbag. Leave and shut the door. Take five steps up the road, turn back, go into the house, add something to your bag. Leave the house. Take ten paces up the road, turn back, go into your house, forget why you're there, leave the house. Take 15 paces up the road, wonder if you've shut the front door. Turn back, check the front door. Leave again. Be LATE. For EVERYTHING.
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