Marilyn and John's pets Minnie and Abi
Age - 3 years (both)
Owners - Marilyn & John
Silly habits - Abi: grabbing Minnie by the throat, even though it's double Abi's height above the ground. Minnie: arguing with a Council van and losing a back leg.
Naughtiest moment - (Abi) trying to pinch Minnie's dinner (every day).
Abi would say - 'Everyone should worship me, even the dog!'
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