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In need of a giggle? Here at goodtoknow Towers, there are few things we find funnier than a good cheese joke.
And there are a surprising number of situations in which you might find a cheese joke will come in holey…ahem, sorry handy. Take dinner parties for instance, what better way to impress people round the table than by serving up a good cheese joke? (Not to be confused with a cheesy joke of course, although the majority of these are cheesier than a Quaver…).
Don’t let your guests die of cheese boardom (see what we did there?), if the conversation is curdling, reel off some of these cheese jokes to get them giggling again.
And if you’ve got a friend who’s feeling mellower and yellower than a mild cheddar, cheer them up with some of these cheese jokes. Not only will you make them laugh but they’ll think you’re really mature…sigh.
Have a browse through our favourites in our gallery of cheese jokes – we promise they won’t grate on you. If we’ve left out any corkers, or you’ve got some cheese jokes of your own you’d like to share with us, be sure to let us know by leaving us a comment.
Q. Why did the one-legged clown leave the cheese circus?
A. Because he couldn’t get his Stilton.Stilton recipes
There was an explosion at the French cheese factory… all that was left was de Brie.Brie recipes
Q. What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?
A. Hallou-mi…looking Gouda!
I was walking down the street the other day, and someone threw cheese in my face!
I thought, ‘Very mature’.Cheddar recipes
Q. How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?
Q. How do you coax a bear out of the woods?
Q. What’s Rihanna’s favourite cheese?
Q. What do you call a cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
A. Nacho cheese.Nacho recipes
Q. What’s the best cheese to hide a horse?
Q. Which is the most religious cheese?
A. Swiss – because it’s so holy.
Edam… the only cheese that’s made backwards.