Christmas pudding haters of the world, this is your life....
Everyone is going crazy about Stir up Sunday, and you just don't get it
I mean, who even likes Christmas pudding anyway?
...the overwhelming booziness
It's just pretty gross all round
They take a bloody age to make
Seriously, what other cake takes a month to ‘mature'?!
And frankly, they're totally not worth the wait (you tell them, Lizzie)
The problem is, some other (crazy) people go mad for Christmas pudding
And don't understand why you don't
Every year, you have to ‘try it', like it might somehow have magically become delicious
And they tell you you'll like it more with brandy butter on it
Or with a drizzle of cream
But however it's dished up, you just can't get on board
If you're hosting Christmas, you feel obliged to serve one
If you're a guest, everyone treats you like a fussy child
And no one ever thinks that you might want an alternative
So this year, Christmas pudding haters, let's join forces...
...say no to this poor excuse for a dessert...
...and supply our own (massive) chocolate cake instead.
Where to next?
4 much more delicious Christmas desserts...