Love a good laugh as much as we do? Browse the funny jokes that are making us giggle at the goodtoknow office...
Love a good laugh as much as we do? Browse the funny jokes that are making us giggle at the goodtoknow office…
Because they’re shellfish!
Dishes a very bad joke.
It’s a little bit funny.
The barman says: ‘We don’t serve your type.’
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
She said: ‘Are you having me on?’
I said: ‘Well I’ll give you an audition, but I’m not promising you anything.’
One turns to the other and says: ‘Quiet in here today, isn’t it?’
A naughty strawberry.
‘Evening’, says the barman. ‘Why the long face?’
…but I couldn’t find any!
He said: ‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome’.
‘Is it common?’ I asked.
‘It’s not unusual’, he replied.
Because they have nerves of steel!
A hoarse radish!
The operator said: ‘Not you again.’
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
He said: ‘How flexible are you?’
I said: ‘I can’t make Tuesdays.’
He only did it for a yolk!
We’ll see about that!
Myth you too.
A man has been charged with taking the Mickey.
Receptionist: ‘I can give you a room, but you’ll have to take your own bath.’
Where to next?