The most outrageous kids' Christmas letters to Santa ever sent

published 17 November 2019

Here are some of the most outrageous letters Santa has had the pleasure of receiving in his North Pole postbox.

Writing Christmas letters to Santa is one of the most magical Christmas traditions for children.

And for us parents, it can be extremely entertaining to see the little ones regretting all the misbehaving they've done throughout the year when it comes to asking the big guy for presents.

Some kids don't just list what they want for Christmas though - there are threats, bargaining, and very weird requests...We hope our little ones' letters to Santa weren't as cheeky as these...

1. The one with all the spy gear

https://imgur.com/gallery/wLF3i

We dread to think what this little girl gets up to after school...

2. The greedy one

https://imgur.com/gallery/RCOXo7i

Why bother listing things out? Just 'everything' will do Santa, thanks.

3. The one who really loves dinosaurs

https://imgur.com/kAhaDrY

He also threw in a day off school because why not. DO NOT let him down...

4. The honest one

https://imgur.com/xRKKd

Hey, she's just trying to make the big guy's life easier.

5. The one with the two watches

https://imgur.com/gallery/T1ojpAS

One to tell the time and the other to spy on people, as you do.

6. The one with the pig

https://imgur.com/gallery/sMwUM

And a yoga ball.

7. The one who gets straight to the point

Sorry Santa, no time for small talk.

8. The one who really wants the puppy

https://imgur.com/2zWzF6N

All she's asking is for 'one little puppy'...

9. And the one who really wants a cat

https://imgur.com/gallery/DBtHrpT

Did we mention she wants a cat?

10. The one with the special powers

https://imgur.com/1IyCIJa

The power to make people into my family please Santa. It'll be the other way around when he grows up...

11. The very random one

https://imgur.com/gallery/xhd3k

Because nothing goes better with jeans and band-aids than a pair of new arms and a kiss from Morgan Freeman. Obviously.

12. The one with the two front teeth

https://imgur.com/zBbth

Joey just wants his two front teeth.

13. The one with the threats

https://imgur.com/tNQf9

Santa, you've been warned.

14. The very sweet one

https://imgur.com/gallery/DHBSS

Santa, little Ryan is asking for Christmas pressies for his friend at school. Totally thoughtful and selfless.

15. The persistent one

https://imgur.com/gallery/42RvSWX

Santa, please help Ross find his pet lizard. He really wants him back and promises not to misplace him again.

16. The generous one

https://imgur.com/gallery/slPwy

Flynn just wants to get Santa drunk this Christmas.

Jessica Dady is Food Editor at GoodtoKnow and has over 11 years of experience as a digital editor, specialising in all things food, recipes, and SEO. From the must-buy seasonal food hampers and advent calendars for Christmas to the family-friendly air fryers that’ll make dinner time a breeze, Jessica loves trying and testing various food products to find the best of the best for the busy parents among us. Over the years of working with GoodtoKnow, Jessica has had the privilege of working alongside Future’s Test Kitchen to create exclusive videos - as well as writing, testing, and shooting her own recipes. When she’s not embracing the great outdoors with her family at the weekends, Jessica enjoys baking up a storm in the kitchen with her favourite bakes being chocolate chip cookies, cupcakes, and a tray of gooey chocolate brownies.