Bog off Big Brother!

I have never watched Big Brother in my life but I still hate it. As soon as it’s on, the papers are full of stories about various nobodies desperate for fame. As far as I can tell, the programme is just a load of people swearing at each other, losing their minds up or falling in love and I think – ‘Who cares?’

I know it was a huge novelty when it first started but hasn’t everyone had enough of BB yet?

And have you seen what they’re up to already?! A Big Brother wedding. Whatever next?

Apester Lazyload