‘I’m sorry Davina, who’s the winner?’

Well, I’m disappointed.

Rachel? Little miss sit on the fence is the winner of BB9? The girl has a Disney duvet cover for goodness sake! I don’t understand how it possibly happened.

I rather foolishly said before the final three were announced that if Rachel won, I would stop being a vegetarian. Of course I’m not going to do that but that’s how sure I was that she wouldn’t win it – and now I look like I go back on my word!

Can anybody shed any light on the situation for me? I expect some people would say ‘she’s a genuinely nice person’ but that’s not what Big Brother’s about! She provided me with zero entertainment this summer and so therefore does not deserve a big fat cheque.

I was backing Sara the whole time, she’s brilliant, but even if Rex (who I hated) had won, I don’t think I’d have been so bothered as I am with Rachel!

I’m actually angry about it. I’m trying to pack up my house to move at the moment and every now again I remember that Rachel won and my anger distracts me from what I’m doing.

If any of you Rachel fans are out there I would like some justification please. Right now.